Polish Joke
A man walks in to a store, slams his hand on the counter and says," i would like a kielbasa sandwich".
the store owner replies"you MUST be polish ! "
the first man is offended....."why must i be polish, if i order speghetti am i italian? if i order a taco am i mexican ? if i order lo mein ,am i chinese ???"
"no " replies the store owner.
"so why am i polish???????"
"Because THIS is a hardware store !!!"
the store owner replies"you MUST be polish ! "
the first man is offended....."why must i be polish, if i order speghetti am i italian? if i order a taco am i mexican ? if i order lo mein ,am i chinese ???"
"no " replies the store owner.
"so why am i polish???????"
"Because THIS is a hardware store !!!"

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