Good News. Bad News.

My doctor said, “I have some bad news and some good news.”


I said, “ Okay, “give me the bad news.”

He said, “Well, It’s all how you regard something like this, but you show definite signs of homosexuality.”

I said, “Oh, come on. What in the world is the good news?”

He said, “The good news is, I think you’re cute.”