Before It Starts....
guy comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, tells his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looks a little puzzled, but brought him the beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer before it starts!"
She blows her top and screams,
"Thats it you bastard! You waltz in her, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook, clean, wash, and iron all day long????"
He sighs and says "Oh Shit, its started!"
She looks a little puzzled, but brought him the beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer before it starts!"
She blows her top and screams,
"Thats it you bastard! You waltz in her, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook, clean, wash, and iron all day long????"
He sighs and says "Oh Shit, its started!"
posted by Gene at
3:47 PM
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