An Ugly Woman Joke

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Walmart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they
bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the
younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're
twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing
d*ckhead?"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would
f*ck you twice!"