Pickle Factory Joke
Bob worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bob said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bob came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bob?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bob, you didn't."
"Yes, I did." "My God, Bob, what happened?" "I got fired."
"No, Bob. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bob said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bob came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bob?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bob, you didn't."
"Yes, I did." "My God, Bob, what happened?" "I got fired."
"No, Bob. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
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